Primary Position: Blocker
Joined: Fall 2007
Retired: Dec 2008
Bio: When her “Squeeze Cat Symphony” wasn’t mainstream enough to earn her a permanent place at the Coney Island Side Show, Ypsi Dazey loaded her three “musical” felines, bearing grease, and a cold grilled cheese into her back pack, strapped on some skates and headed for wherever the next car bumper would take her.
League History: The Pistolwhippers