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Juicy Contusion
#777

Primary Position: Blocker
Joined: Jan 2006
Retired: Jun 2010
Injuries Sustained: Clipped wing, dislocated shoulder, cracked funny bone
Likes: Smell of rink rash and ripped fishnets, Bengay, and late sk8tes with fly boys
Dislikes: Whistles, hits from behind, fast jammers that get low, mass edema
League History: Founding member of the D-Funk Allstars