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Arnold Sportsnburger

Stat Army
Joined: July 14, 2010
Arnold grew tired of politics and the Hollywood spotlight. He left his cushy office in California and changed his name to his two true loves; sports and burgers. He dabbled in a few things- basket weaving, pottery painting, coaching pee wee soccer, until he found what he had been missing – roller derby.
Likes: Plasma guns, clipboards, protein, cheese burgers
Dislikes: tumas, kindergarten, evil bad guys, New York sports teams